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Game Thread: WorstleMania 17

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17 years of dySFUnCTion comes to an end!

A Varnadore brothers production

WHO: South Florida Bulls at Connecticut Huskies

WHERE: Rentschler Field, East Hartford, CT

WHEN: 12 p.m. ET. The game was originally scheduled for 7 p.m. ET tonight, but the threat of the mosquito-borne EEE virus in Connecticut forced officials to move this game up to noon.

TV/RADIO: Televised on the CBS Sports live stream at noon and will air on tape delay on CBS Sports Network proper at 7 p.m., 95.3 WDAE/620 AM, Bulls Unlimited iHeart Radio

SERIES: USF leads series 11-5. The Bulls narrowly defeated a historically bad Husky team 38-30 in Tampa last season, marking the last time the program took down an FBS opponent.

LINE: USF -11; O/U 48

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(Extreme mid-90’s Vince McMahon on commentary voice)

WELCOME EVERYONE...TO WORSTLEMANIA!

YOU’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THE RESISTIBLE FORCE TO GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH THE MOVABLE OBJECT AND IT’S FINALLY COMING AT YOU BY THE POWER OF CLOSED CIRCUIT TELEVISION (or live stream).

Folks, the historic USF-UConn rivalry comes to an end today and it’s going out with a bang.

This match is scheduled for one-fall with a 60 minute time limit. It will also be a loser leaves town match on multiple fronts. If USF goes down, well pal, that’ll probably do it for Charlie Strong. If UConn loses today, they will leave the American Athletic Conference.

*puts hand to earpiece*

Wait, I’m being told that they will still leave the American even if they win today. Nevertheless, fire up that laptop, put on some mosquito repellent and join us in the comments for WORSTLEMANIA.