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It is with heavy heart that I must announce I have been perma-dunked into smithereens.
At approximately 10:45 am on July the ninth, in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty, the UCF Twitter account placed a firm grasp on my head, and dunked me through 25 tables, 14 chairs, a few cinderblocks, and into a basket.
The No. 2 is big over there, so hopefully this works for you Robert pic.twitter.com/73vkuYd9Y6
— UCF Football (@UCF_Football) July 9, 2020
