Terrible USF Coach Ideas
What, the title doesn't cover it?
Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Joe Riggins from “Bull Durham”
We are no longer constrained by reality.
Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Hire Us!
It would really be better for everyone if USF hired a qualified football coach, while we stick to covering the team. But if they get desperate, we’re willing to serve.
Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Time Share
Now coaches can lend their talents to USF during bye weeks, instead of brooding in cold weather.
Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Nick Saban (For One Year)
The future is now at USF, with a roster primed to win in 2017. For one of the greatest coaches in college football history, this could be a chance to put his name at the top of the list.
Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Skip Holtz
(*ducks thrown object*)
Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Joe Maddon
If you don’t want to replace Willie Taggart with some milquetoast fraidy-cat coach, we have the perfect choice.
Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Rich Bisaccia
Got problems with the local media? Hire their pet candidate!
Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Arsene Wenger
Looking for consistent excellence, even on a budget? Look no further than North London.