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Terrible USF Coach Ideas

What, the title doesn't cover it?

Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Joe Riggins from “Bull Durham”

We are no longer constrained by reality.

Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Hire Us!

It would really be better for everyone if USF hired a qualified football coach, while we stick to covering the team. But if they get desperate, we’re willing to serve.

Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Time Share

Now coaches can lend their talents to USF during bye weeks, instead of brooding in cold weather.

Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Nick Saban (For One Year)

The future is now at USF, with a roster primed to win in 2017. For one of the greatest coaches in college football history, this could be a chance to put his name at the top of the list.

Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Skip Holtz

(*ducks thrown object*)

Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Joe Maddon

If you don’t want to replace Willie Taggart with some milquetoast fraidy-cat coach, we have the perfect choice.

Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: John L. Smith

SMILE!

Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Rich Bisaccia

Got problems with the local media? Hire their pet candidate!

Potential USF Football Coaching Candidates: Arsene Wenger

Looking for consistent excellence, even on a budget? Look no further than North London.