Terrible USF Coach Ideas
What, the title doesn't cover it?
We are no longer constrained by reality.
It would really be better for everyone if USF hired a qualified football coach, while we stick to covering the team. But if they get desperate, we’re willing to serve.
Now coaches can lend their talents to USF during bye weeks, instead of brooding in cold weather.
The future is now at USF, with a roster primed to win in 2017. For one of the greatest coaches in college football history, this could be a chance to put his name at the top of the list.
(*ducks thrown object*)
If you don’t want to replace Willie Taggart with some milquetoast fraidy-cat coach, we have the perfect choice.
Got problems with the local media? Hire their pet candidate!