WHAT: USF vs. Villanova, Big East tournament opening round
WHERE: Madison Square Garden, New York
WHEN: 7:00pm ET
WHY: Because they started letting everyone into this tournament a few years ago and we're not about to ask questions
RADIO: 1250 WHNZ
What say thee about the necessary attitude for this evening's competition of an athletic nature, Monsieur Ducreux?
Well there you go.
Also we were going to put together this whole big Lost Boys homage in honor of Villanova's version of the Coreys, except unlike the two actors, both of them are still alive. Instead, we'll just tell the Bulls this: You better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.