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Protect Your Unit, Week 2 Results Thread: The World Needs Ditchdiggers, Son

Confused Lane Kiffin is confused.
Confused Lane Kiffin is confused.
Stephen Dunn

(DISCLAIMER: This contest is for entertainment purposes only. No actual money is being wagered.)

Let's get right to the standings:

RyanTSmith 1200.82
chuckycrater 1170.10
Collin 1168.19
Danj725 1147.19
LrdNorman 1122.74
CBulls08 1086.37
CedSaidZed 1058.64
ucscott 1038.27
JLLoughren 1036.37
jthoma11 1032.73
AndrewP 1031.09
dsidwell31 1015.27
SenatorGiggity 1005.82
WVUIE97 1000.00
mpetty99 1000.00
ChrisLane 1000.00
usernamemissing 1000.00
JasonLoughren 983.92
fusionpower 956.82
LeavittTown 943.64
ulismyhothotsex 941.00
zls44 940.45
GarySJ 900.70
iwaswrongabouthowell 896.67
JeffNusser 854.08
MikeNascarella 835.91
AndrewPorter 835.91
diddybull32 805.46

Big winners this week were Collin (+131.82), Danj725 (+112.73), CedSaidZed (+86.37), LrdNorman (+86.37), CBulls08 (+86.37), and new leader RyanTSmith (+84.55). Me, I lost over 100 betting on FIU and Idaho.

The Randolph and Mortimer Spite Bet of the Week award goes to AndrewPorter, because GET OUT OF MY CONFERENCE TULANE. Not just because of the spite, but because a UConn fan embraced this random collection of leftovers as his conference. It warms the heart, I tells ya. Double points for the opponent being friggin' South Alabama. Triple points because friggin' South Alabama won. This week's games include two of the spitiest games of the year, so I expect to see some competition for this title next week.

The Most Degenerate Bet of the Week goes to ulismyhothotsex, for correctly picking Washington State and Illinois, then cancelling those wins by betting big on Miami of Ohio and Buffalo. Also: Tennessee-Martin to beat Boise State straight up? For only +9000? I'll put a dollar on every longshot in the field and I even wouldn't touch that one.

But not to worry: there's always a new set of games right around the corner, so get your bets in! May you have as good a week as JeffNusser, who lost a pile of fake money but his team won.