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Here’s the best tweets we could find from a 48-17 pasting of Northern Illinois by USF.
This was a pretty unfunny game, to be honest. For one thing, there weren’t any streakers. Also, setting up a “USF” column on my TweetDeck led to some trolls who think that sucking in front of 115,000 people is a point of pride.
Go Bulls #USF
— Austin Reiter (@ReitErDie78) September 10, 2016
#USF RT "It's an intergalactic party at @RJStadium #BullsUnite pic.twitter.com/OdI2U1Y4ql" #SportsRoadhouse pic.twitter.com/QcnDbN8Rvb
— USFBullsSRH (@USFBullsSRH) September 10, 2016
Most creative tailgating game today. VolleyPong!!! BullsZone looked & sounded great today. #BullsUnite pic.twitter.com/OgPIqpXl20
— Scott Glaser (@Glaser_USF) September 11, 2016
There's someone dressed as Harambe in #USF's student section. Let's get weird.
— Jeff Odom (@jeffodom) September 10, 2016
A guy in a gorilla suit is at the USF game and is holding a sign saying "Justice for my uncle Harambe"
— Sam Pinto-Pannella (@sampp27) September 10, 2016
.@billyatterbury of @CCCMarauders making his first career collegiate start at RT for #USF
— Joey Knight (@TBTimes_Bulls) September 10, 2016
#USF students out in force again! pic.twitter.com/8zM6YpawyE
— GrowlerBull (@usf94) September 10, 2016
Whenever #usf scores, instinctively yell out WORLD HIP HOP ALL STARS and try not to run through a wall. No clue why. #tradition
— Steve Bogucki (@sbogucki12) September 10, 2016
Here's @RyesheneB celebrating his 73 yard touchdown catch and run. #USF pic.twitter.com/YaJfQL45Lc
— Matt Manuri (@Mcknurkle) September 10, 2016
Man this offense is fun #USF
— USFMatt (@usfmatt) September 11, 2016
#NIUHuskies are being destroyed by #usf now the team isn't putting forth any effort they have quit already #niu sad state for Niu now
— Mark Scafidi (@MarkScafidi) September 11, 2016
LIVE look at Coach Willie Taggart's bus after a 24-0 lead in the 2nd quarter. #USF #BullsUnite pic.twitter.com/OMDMNKuG39
— Chris Lemus (@ChrisJLemus) September 11, 2016
A USF KICKOFF RESULTED IN A TOUCHBACK, PARTY AT MY PLACE
— Ryan T. Smith (@RyanSmithWrites) September 11, 2016
Scary to think... Marlon Mack is not even in this game. #USF #GoBulls #MackAttack
— M.T. (@mgtaylorfl) September 11, 2016
Our large adult punter is having a good night
— Jamie (@mmmmsnouts) September 11, 2016
A win for all eyes in attendance, no idiot streaker on the field as #USF HOT band takes the field for its halftime performance.
— Jeff Odom (@jeffodom) September 11, 2016
I'm a USF fan now https://t.co/fwlGTHcmOT
— KirkO (@Kirkletweets) September 11, 2016
hahaha USF just messing around now. It's so easy for them.
— Human Fund (@Gcarter3) September 11, 2016
Up up and away! @USFFootball flies into the end zone for another score. https://t.co/XA3p8tfjvm
— CBS Sports Network (@CBSSportsNet) September 11, 2016
Forget what they told you in school, Bulls can fly! pic.twitter.com/cDAakZcndX
— USF Athletics (@USFAthletics) September 11, 2016
Diagrammed: pic.twitter.com/SFIbXanAMV
— Ryan T. Smith (@RyanSmithWrites) September 11, 2016
USF lit
— adam (@adamn_92) September 11, 2016
Whatever emergency procedures NIU has as a fanbase, now is a good time to enact them. https://t.co/qAh77VnZN1
— Hustle Belt (@HustleBelt) September 11, 2016
DO NOT WATCH THE REPLAY OF HARE'S INJURY
— The Daily Stampede (@StampedeSBN) September 11, 2016
According to CBS Sports Network this is the 6 straight game where USF scored 35 points or more.
— Chris Mejia (@THEmochatweets) September 11, 2016
Skip Holtz must be play calling for NIU, down 41-7, on 4th & 1. That's a "let's get out of here!" decision. #USF
— Paul Seiler (@SeilerTweets) September 11, 2016
USF has 97 points in the 1st 2 games of the season a program record, passing long standing mark from 1998 vs Valparaiso & Slippery Rock #USF
— Matt Manuri (@Mcknurkle) September 11, 2016
I'm sorry for believing this game was going to be closer than the 15-point spread in favor of #USF. I am the worst.
— Jeff Odom (@jeffodom) September 11, 2016
Touchback count:3 #MiraclesHappen
— Kervin ☤ ⚽✋ (@_KRock88) September 11, 2016
Ever wonder what it's like to be thrown in the air by the rest of the student section after we score?
— USF Football (@USFFootball) September 11, 2016
this. pic.twitter.com/Bqh5PwtDXn
T A K E Q U I N T O N F L O W E R S O U T
— Ryan T. Smith (@RyanSmithWrites) September 11, 2016
P L E A S E
9 hours! Thanks for listening! https://t.co/yn5VK6Buj0
— Jim Louk (@USFjimlouk) September 11, 2016
.@CoachTaggart says this is the most productive offense he has been around as a coach #USF
— Joey Knight (@TBTimes_Bulls) September 11, 2016
Taggart said #USF didn't have an offense prior to last season, just "off"
— Matt Stein (@MattSteinSTF) September 11, 2016
My Squad Balled Tonight ! #Love
— Ace Boogie♠️ (@Marlon_Mack2) September 11, 2016
Students showed out. #BullsUnite pic.twitter.com/IFfzooEmE5
— USF Football (@USFFootball) September 11, 2016
Goodnight from Raymond James. See you in 2 weeks!!!!! GO BULLS!!!! pic.twitter.com/Ulf1Sv6Mcm
— Justin Rodgers (@McIntyre2K7) September 11, 2016
Well, before we all go back to the stadium in two weeks for an increasingly big game against Florida State, let’s not forget next week’s game at Syracuse. This is looming as one of the great trap games in USF history. Maybe not on the level of “Florida Atlantic 2007” yet, but certainly on the “Louisville 2009” level. Hopefully the team is taking this game more seriously than many of us are. Especially the many of us who watched Syracuse give up 62 points and 845 (EIGHT HUNDRED FORTY-FIVE) yards of offense Friday night...