Well, our dedicated hashtag was a big ol’ fail, but maybe it’ll work better when everyone knows we do these every week. It’s the USF-Towson postgame tweetcast.
Prominent dudes not suited up for #USF: Bethel, Polk, Mazzi Wilkins, DeVontres Dukes, Micario Stanley, Woulard (hurt), Legree (hurt)— Joey Knight (@TBTimes_Bulls) September 3, 2016
MLB Danny Thomas with a towel that says "R.I.P Momma". His mom passed away earlier this week pic.twitter.com/mUsYM0PjEC— Aaron Torres (@AaronTorres_) September 3, 2016
Stayed up till 2am to be told I have to pay 120 euros to watch USF play live..— Nataliaa (@_nataliaax3) September 3, 2016
With that kickoff, Willie Taggart becomes #USF's second-longest-tenured head coach in program history.— Jeff Odom (@jeffodom) September 3, 2016
Just started streaming the #USF game. Why are they dressed like the Oregon Ducks?— Crystal (@lunar456) September 3, 2016
USF's neon undershirts annoy me— Bearcats Blog (@BearcatsBlog) September 3, 2016
Darius Tice scores the first USF Touchdown of 2016 in a long run to the house. 7-0 USF pic.twitter.com/n4JVaYc3yd— Matt Manuri (@Mcknurkle) September 3, 2016
Kennedy's secretary was Mrs. Lincoln.— The Daily Stampede (@StampedeSBN) September 3, 2016
Lincoln's secretary was Mrs. Kennedy. https://t.co/zx4zbm2gPG
After all the craziness in college football this weekend, I expected this to be a handful early for #USF. Towson is no cupcake pushover.— Jeff Odom (@jeffodom) September 4, 2016
THIS IS IMPORTANT: has anyone collected the @CoachTaggart stank face gifs he's been making because they are pure GOLD— Non-sens et l'absurd (@gengen1121) September 4, 2016
IF YOU INJURE MARLON MACK I WILL END YOU AS A UNIVERSITY, TOWSON— Ryan T. Smith (@RyanSmithWrites) September 4, 2016
Love that. Towson with a probably ill-advised go for it since they're not running well, next play 50-yard TD for USF.— Jamie (@mmmmsnouts) September 4, 2016
me whenever quinton flowers makes a good throw pic.twitter.com/KdOnWYXCG0— Ryan T. Smith (@RyanSmithWrites) September 4, 2016
I JUST SPILLED MY CHEERIOS OVER THAT NIGEL HARRIS INTERCEPTION #USF— Chris Mejia (@THEmochatweets) September 4, 2016
Bulls look pretty comfortable out there against an FCS opponent (subtweet @TheUConnBlog)— The Daily Stampede (@StampedeSBN) September 4, 2016
At halftime, USF had what might be its first-ever streaker. He did not do well!
Getting a report of an attempted streaker. Came out near the Towson tunnel, quickly slipped and fell, streak attempt over.— The Daily Stampede (@StampedeSBN) September 4, 2016
@StampedeSBN I'm right in front of it. Tried to run with his socks on. Bad form. 3/10— jv (@VroomyUSF) September 4, 2016
Can someone please restrain George O'Leary https://t.co/lQfLMsEFhc— Ryan T. Smith (@RyanSmithWrites) September 4, 2016
If you’re really curious, you can find a, um, revealing picture of the streaker somewhere on Twitter. Anyway, back to the game as USF pulled away in the second half.
Why are all these people leaving the stadium when Alex Mut is about make his first career catch tonight??— Collin Sherwin (@USFCollin) September 4, 2016
Hahah. Beautiful throw by Kean! With our receivers this is stealing #USF— Nick Delray (@Nick_Delray) September 4, 2016
Towson faked a punt and has gone for it a total of SIX times tonight and now they kick a FG to cut the lead to 49-20.— Jamie (@mmmmsnouts) September 4, 2016
They should have to give us Stacey Keibler because of this https://t.co/XIbs6BxlFJ— Dr. Matthew Morrison (@OleMissVLSI) September 4, 2016
ALEX MUT GOT HIS FIRST CAREER CATCH for a loss of two yards Jesus Tap Dancing Christ NOOOOOOO— The Daily Stampede (@StampedeSBN) September 4, 2016
ALEX MUT CAUGHT A PASS— Jamie (@mmmmsnouts) September 4, 2016
WHY ARE THEY NOT STOPPING THE GAME
So USF easily gets past their FCS opponent (which not everyone in our league can say!) and now they’ll start preparing for Northern Illinois next Saturday night.