College Football Week 6 TV Schedule: Another Saturday Without USF Football

This is the fourth Saturday out of the last five without a USF football game. The first one was freed up by the UConn game being postponed. The next two followed weeknight games. After the Bulls played East Carolina last Saturday, today they have a bye. So once again, you have the entire day free to watch whatever floats your college football boat.

Here’s the entire schedule:

12:00 p.m.

Seriously, these noon games are crap. I don’t think I want to watch any of them. Turn off this song and go outside. Or run some errands. Or go to McDonald’s and get your one-day-only szechuan sauce. Just remember that despite this gift to us all, Rick Sanchez is an angry asshole, he’s not the hero of the show, and you should not want to be like him at all.

3:30 p.m.: Now we’re getting somewhere. West Virginia-TCU is the only matchup between two ranked teams this week, so that’s a good place to start. (I will not be attending College Gameday because I like sleeping past 6:00 a.m. on Saturday.) Miami-Florida State is always a good choice. Or you could watch LSU-Florida if you hate yourself.

7:00 p.m.: I might go for SMU-Houston to see if the Mustangs can execute another #HTownTakeover. Kansas State-Texas might be fun, but Michigan-Michigan State just leaves me cold. Or you could watch Alabama-Texas A&M if you really hate yourself.

8:00 p.m.: It’s a shame Oregon doesn’t have anyone to play quarterback because their game against Washington State at Autzen could have been a banger. It might still be, though.

10:30 p.m.: #Pac12AfterDark looks like a mixed bag. Stanford-Utah could be good, but there’s no way California stays anywhere near Washington. So instead, you can watch San Diego State-UNLV and get your hopes up for an Aztecs loss again, only to have them dashed again.