This is Humpty Hitchens. Seriously. His name is Humpty Hitchens. He plays for James Madison, who USF will be facing Saturday at the Sun Dome. He starts at PG and averages 9 points a game for the Dukes. The Humpty Dance was released in 1989. Hitchens was born January 2, 1990. THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE PEOPLE! If there isn't any Digital Underground played Saturday, I will be severely disappointed. At the very least there needs to be a Mother Goose rhyme included somehow.