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OK, here's your topic:
You are given supreme power to change one thing about USF athletics. Well, almost supreme. This power does not include the ability to fire a coach or build a new facility, because we're on a budget here. What one thing do you change, and why?
And don't avert your eyes. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing...