USF Basketball Mixology: Game 28, Syracuse

(the staff is discussing play of the year candidates)

Elliot: What do you got?
Jeremy: Mark McGwire hits 70.
Kim: That's a little obvious.
Jeremy: Our goal is not to be cunning, is it?

- "The Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee"

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No, it's not. This is probably the easiest mixology ever. Tonight's beverage is perfect for drowning your sorrows if we lose to Syracuse, or tasting oh-so-sweet if we win. And their mascot is one of the ingredients.

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SCREWDRIVER

1 part vodka (preferably Platinum Vodka, in honor of the platinum jerseys Syracuse is trotting out for tonight's game)
2 parts orange juice

- Pour all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice. Stir gently. Garnish with a orange slice.