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USF LOST LAST NIGHT. THIS WEEKEND IS RUINED IRREPARABLY, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS YOU HAVE SPENT OR WILL EVER SPENT. NO ONE TRULY LOVES YOU. SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP AND WATCH THESE FOOTBALL GAMES AND WAIT FOR DEATH.
| Saturday, Oct. 22, 2016 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Matchup | Time (ET) | TV / Online |
| NC State at (7) Louisville | Noon | ABC / ESPN3 |
| (10) Wisconsin at Iowa | Noon | ESPN / WatchESPN |
| Texas at Kansas State | Noon | ESPN2 / WatchESPN |
| Indiana at Northwestern | Noon | BTN / BTN2Go |
| Oklahoma State at Kansas | Noon | FS1 / FS Go |
| Rutgers at Minnesota | Noon | ESPNU / WatchESPN |
| Central Michigan at Toledo | Noon | BCSN/TWC / ESPN3 |
| Miami (OH) at Bowling Green | Noon | ESPN3 |
| North Texas at Army | Noon | CBSSN / CBSSports.com |
| UCF at UConn | Noon | ESPNEWS / WatchESPN |
| UMass at South Carolina | Noon | SECN / WatchESPN |
| Syracuse at Boston College | 12:30 p.m. | ACCN / WatchESPN |
| Ohio at Kent State | 1:00 p.m. | ESPN3 |
| Hawaii at Air Force | 2:00 p.m. | Oceanic PPV |
| (22) North Carolina at Virginia | 3:00 p.m. | RSN / ESPN3 |
| Colorado at Stanford | 3:00 p.m. | Pac-12N / Pac-12.com |
| Akron at Ball State | 3:00 p.m. | ESPN3 |
| (6) Texas A&M at (1) Alabama | 3:30 p.m. | CBS / CBSSports.com |
| Illinois at (3) Michigan | 3:30 p.m. | BTN / BTN2Go |
| Purdue at (8) Nebraska | 3:30 p.m. | ABC/ESPN2 (RM) / ESPN3 |
| TCU at (12) West Virginia | 3:30 p.m. | ABC/ESPN2 (RM) / ESPN3 |
| Eastern Michigan at (20) Western Michigan | 3:30 p.m. | ASN / ESPN3 |
| Memphis at (24) Navy | 3:30 p.m. | CBSSN / CBSSports.com |
| Buffalo at NIU | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN3 |
| Idaho at Appalachian State | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN3 |
| PVAMU at Rice | 3:30 p.m. | CUSA.TV |
| UT Martin at Georgia State | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN3 |
| Tulane at Tulsa | 3:45 p.m. | ESPNU / WatchESPN |
| Middle Tennessee at Missouri | 4:00 p.m. | SECN / WatchESPN |
| (19) Utah at UCLA | 4:00 p.m. | FOX / FS Go |
| Charlotte at Marshall | 5:30 p.m. | beIN Sports / beIN Video |
| Colorado State at UNLV | 5:30 p.m. | ROOT SPORTS / MWN |
| (17) Arkansas at (21) Auburn | 6:00 p.m. | ESPN / WatchESPN |
| Oregon State at (5) Washington | 6:30 p.m. | Pac-12N / Pac-12.com |
| (11) Houston at SMU | 7:00 p.m. | ESPN2 / WatchESPN |
| East Carolina at Cincinnati | 7:00 p.m. | CBSSN / CBSSports.com |
| Louisiana Tech at FIU | 7:00 p.m. | ESPN3 |
| Old Dominion at WKU | 7:00 p.m. | ASN |
| UL Lafayette at Texas State | 7:00 p.m. | TSSP / ESPN3 |
| UTEP at UTSA | 7:00 p.m. | KMYS-CW 35 |
| Michigan State at Maryland | 7:30 p.m. | BTN / BTN2Go |
| Mississippi State at Kentucky | 7:30 p.m. | SECN / WatchESPN |
| Tennessee State at Vanderbilt | 7:30 p.m. | ESPNU / WatchESPN |
| (2) Ohio State at Penn State | 8:00 p.m. | ABC / ESPN3 |
| (16) Oklahoma at Texas Tech | 8:00 p.m. | FOX / FS Go |
| Georgia Southern at New Mexico State | 8:00 p.m. | ESPN3 |
| (23) Ole Miss at (25) LSU | 9:00 p.m. | ESPN / WatchESPN |
| ULM at New Mexico | 9:00 p.m. | ROOT SPORTS / MWN |
| Washington State at Arizona State | 10:00 p.m. | Pac-12N / Pac-12.com |
| Fresno State at Utah State | 10:30 p.m. | CBSSN / CBSSports.com |
| Wyoming at Nevada | 10:30 p.m. | ESPN2 / WatchESPN |
HERE IS WHAT WE WILL WATCH TO DULL THE PAIN OF OUR OWN PERMANENT IRRELEVANCE:
12:00 p.m.: RUTGERS IS ABSOLUTELY USELESS IN EVERY WAY, AND YET THEY ARE IN THE BIG TEN, GETTING OBSCENELY LARGE PAYCHECKS FOR THE REST OF TIME AND NOTHING CAN TAKE THAT AWAY. DWELL ON THE CRUELTY OF LIFE AND THE COSMIC INJUSTICE AS YOU WATCH THEM PLAY MINNESOTA.
3:30 p.m.: ALABAMA IS A WALKING REMINDER THAT ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. EVERYTHING YOU LOVE WILL TURN TO DUST ONE DAY, JUST LIKE TEXAS A&M WILL IN THIS GAME.
7:00 p.m.: HOUSTON ONCE SCORED 95 POINTS AGAINST SMU WHEN THEY WERE AT THEIR WEAKEST AND MOST VULNERABLE. THERE IS NO HOPE, ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE WHO NEED A GLIMMER OF HOPE TO CONTINUE THEIR GRIM STRUGGLE FOR SURVIVAL.
10:00 p.m.: Washington State-Arizona State should be a lot of fun!