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CONSPIRACY! We Expose USF’s Continued Absence From The College Football Playoff Rankings

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This goes all the way to the top, you guys. (No it doesn’t, this is a joke.)

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Once again, USF was left out of this week’s College Football Playoff Top 25. To add insult to injury, the committee even slipped a two-loss Boise State team in ahead of the Bulls.

The fix is clearly in for our boys in green and gold. Why isn’t USF in the CFP Top 25? Why isn’t this team getting any national respect? Why is its profile so low? Why does it feel like USF isn’t living up to its full potential? Why aren’t the Bulls as fun to watch as they were last year?

Well, just like how a certain crackpot elected official set out to expose the real scandal in Washington yesterday, I’ve done some digging and made a few phone calls. After putting it all together, this investigative reporter is ready to BLOW THE LID OFF a massive USF football conspiracy... and I’m sorry to report that it’s all an inside job. This chart explains everything. (Click on the picture for a bigger version if you can’t read all the shocking details.)

This is the story the lamestream media doesn’t want you to see, and the government doesn’t have the guts to investigate. Call your Congressman and your local namby-pamby reporter and insist they get on this one. It’s a blockbuster.