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Reader Retort Contest: Give Us Your Best Jokes In Response To This Tweet

This tweet from yesterday is such low-hanging fruit, you guys. Please help us devour it.

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Everyone ready? Here it is...

Please take your best shots in the comments. The obvious comebacks write themselves, but let's see if we can come up with something really inspired.