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Five Question Friday: Dirtbag Behavior Edition #1

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The first of what will probably be many 5QFs about our true, horrible selves.

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I like to think of myself as a well-mannered, proper, cultured human being. But that’s a bunch of crap. Deep down, we’re all just one step above feral animals and often we behave that way. Today’s 5QF asks about some harmless, low-grade depravity.

I went ahead and numbered this edition because after we workshopped this idea in the TDS Slack, I’m sure there will be more.

1. Have you ever stood up a date, or hangout, or hookup? (Must be intentional - things like getting sick or your car breaking down do not count.)

2. Have you ever peed in public? How drunk were you?

3. Have you ever crashed a party, happy hour, wedding, etc., that you were not invited to?

4. Are you friends with someone on Facebook only to see the hot bikini/six-pack pics they post of themselves and their friends? (You don’t have to say who.)

5. Have you ever had shower beer? What about other shower drinks? (If you’ve never heard of shower beer, it’s drinking a beer while showering.)